This isn't LBJ's this week in comics, Its Gore' Motherfuckin' Jones. hahahaha. sucks for you. So now I might have your attention for a minute or two, time to throw some books at you that I think you should be reading and not passing by when your scanning the shelves.
HACK/SLASH.
Tim Seeley and Emily Stone produce one of the best monthly books period. STOP FUCKIN WALKING PAST IT OR BLOWING IT OFF, READ THIS FUCKING COMIC!!!! THEY HAD A SUICIDE GIRLS ISSUE. CASSIE THE MAIN CHARACTER DID A FUCKIN FULL NUDE SPREAD!!!
Alright, now that I'm done bitching. Its the basic story of "Slasher gets revenge" but what happens when the slasher victim gets revenge. Interested?? Cassie Hack our main character is the almost victim of a slasher close to home, She becomes almost obsessed with the idea of these "people" walking around just killing random people. Cassie meets Vlad ( a combo of Frankenstein's monster meets Jason Voorhees) and takes the role of the "slasher hunter".
Amazing every month, If you've never read it we have all the trades in stock. If you are reading it please come and talk to me about it. No one here other than me and Socko read it at the store ( aside from Slacks but she's leaving to go to college ;*( )
Next one for you is:
Doktor Sleepless by Warren Ellis and Ivan Rodriguez.
Warren Fuckin Ellis needs no introduction or praise. He's WARREN FUCKIN ELLIS! the man is the godfather of modern comic writing and story telling in general. He's one of my favorite writers and I'll buy anything he makes because he's that incredible. Here's his synopsis for DOKTOR SLEEPLESS ;
You are never going into space.
You will never own a jet pack.
Your car will never fly.
HIV will not be cured in your lifetime.
Cancer will not be cured in your lifetime.
The common cold will not be cured in your lifetime.
Don't these things bother you?
Suicide is the third biggest killer of teenagers in the United States.
In 1999 more people in America died from suicide than from homicide.
Do you think about this?
As anyone who ever read MyDeathSpace.com for any period of time know, the leading cause of death in America is automobile accident. This is generally interpolated into a number placed under the heading "accidental death." When the operation of cars is the leading cause of loss of life I'm not entirely sure how it comes under the term "accidental death." It wasn't a fucking accident, it was done by someone with a car. It's 2007 and we don't know how to operate cars without killing people. It's not a fucking accident if it was caused by someone getting into a one-ton metal bullet that cannot be operated with complete control at all times.
In Europe in 2004, 13000 kids – persons under the age of fourteen -- died due to poor water. It’s 2007 and the society does not yet understand how to operate water.
Are you thinking about this now?
People keep asking me what DOKTOR SLEEPLESS is about. This is what it's about.
Someone stole your future. Don't you ever wonder who?
If thats not cool enough for you well then eat me.
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