THIS WEEK IN COMICS!! Week 7

It's LB yet again. So I'm a little tired this week so I'm gunna make it short and sweet this week.
First we have The Magdalena:Blood Divine trade. The Magdalena is the descendant of Mary Magdalene and has the power to make people relive their greatest sins. In Blood Divine we see the current Magdalena called to a church over in France to deal with a vampire problem. Now I know what your saying "Why is the descendant of Mary Magdalene hunting vampires?" That's the cool part. Now go buy this book.
Next we have issue 2 of the DARKNESS. This is by far the book I can't wait to read every month. We see the darklings finally get some use and kill some people and laugh about it. Jackie launches a counter-revolution in the country he took over and the rebels have the US OF A backing them. Whats not to like?
Coming in 3rd we have ARMY OF DARKNESS #6. Ash again is the best of the badass heroes. This time we see Ash run over some alternate earth morons get run over by Ash and than Ash gets beat on by their girlfriends. After said beating Ash is than carted off to a medieval football stadium. That's were I'm leaving off just cause you wanna know what happens in that there football stadium.
And lastly we have the newest issue of UNCANNY X-MEN. Messiah Complex is over and now the X-Men need to rebuild. The whole issue is of Scott and Emma contemplating on how to rebuild the X-Men and the school. I'm not going to go into much detail because this issue was amazing and I don't wanna spoil the future of the X-Men for ya.